Just when I thought the world was down to HIV and herpes, we have a new import from Europe. Super syphilis. That’s right. Syphilis is back and it seems to have grown super powers.
It wasn’t the IRS that really took down Al Capone. It was Syphilis. It’s brutal. Now, it’s threatening to take down the adult film industry. Pornos. They’ve stopped filming. Just stopped. Talk about another industry we can’t afford to lose.
I’m fond of Europeans and their fine work in the field of adult entertainment. Come on though—keep your STD’s on that side of the Atlantic.
Maybe we need special passports. Passports for Porno stars. It’s not as if they would be issued by some special porno kingdom or anything. You know, a magical kingdom of put your cock in there. They would be issued by the respective porno stars’ nations. Like it should be. Read more →